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How a greasy fleecebecomes fine knitwear?
What happens to your poowhen it's flushed down the loo?
Why the vicar is cautious of the clapper?
Why fireworks were madewith Bishops' wee-wee?
Why potatoesneed their sleep?
Why the baker needsthe ingredients he kneads?
What the beekeeperdoes with his hives?
Why the glassblowerneeds a glory-hole?
How to destroy a carwithout killing yourself?
Why wind energyis practically useless?
How the artistchooses his paper?
How you go aboutmaking a car?
Why there are fishintestines in Dad's beer?