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Why potatoesneed their sleep?
Why there are fishintestines in Dad's beer?
What the beekeeperdoes with his hives?
How the artistchooses his paper?
What happens to your poowhen it's flushed down the loo?
Why fireworks were madewith Bishops' wee-wee?
How you go aboutmaking a car?
Why the glassblowerneeds a glory-hole?
Why the vicar is cautious of the clapper?
Why the baker needsthe ingredients he kneads?
Why wind energyis practically useless?
How a greasy fleecebecomes fine knitwear?
How to destroy a carwithout killing yourself?