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Why the vicar is cautious of the clapper?
Why wind energyis practically useless?
What happens to your poowhen it's flushed down the loo?
Why there are fishintestines in Dad's beer?
What the beekeeperdoes with his hives?
Why fireworks were madewith Bishops' wee-wee?
Why potatoesneed their sleep?
How a greasy fleecebecomes fine knitwear?
Why the baker needsthe ingredients he kneads?
Why the glassblowerneeds a glory-hole?
How you go aboutmaking a car?
How to destroy a carwithout killing yourself?
How the artistchooses his paper?