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Why wind energyis practically useless?
Why the baker needsthe ingredients he kneads?
Why potatoesneed their sleep?
What the beekeeperdoes with his hives?
How the artistchooses his paper?
Why the vicar is cautious of the clapper?
How a greasy fleecebecomes fine knitwear?
Why fireworks were madewith Bishops' wee-wee?
Why there are fishintestines in Dad's beer?
How you go aboutmaking a car?
Why the glassblowerneeds a glory-hole?
How to destroy a carwithout killing yourself?
What happens to your poowhen it's flushed down the loo?